Oh to be 20 something…
During an era of trial, error and fun, I have accumulated several stories and perspectives that I feel are worth being shared for the purpose of relatability, entertainment, potential but not advised guidance and a laugh.
This is a blog about navigating life, having fun, causing a ruckus and being a 20 something.
Enjoy! xx
Huron Street and the 12 dancing Princesses
Once upon a time in a land far far away, 12 princesses lived together in Fairytale Town. The princesses lived in two little castles on Huron Street, where they spread joy and cheer to the town people while learning about the greater world. The 12 princesses were sent to Fairytale Town to attend university. They…
Beckham
Once upon a time, I mailed a black, lace g-string across the ocean from Canada to Paris. Legend says men at war used to receive similar packages from their wives to remind them of what they were fighting for. I figured I’d give it a go. When I was travelling Europe with my best friend,…
First date rule #1
One night, I went to the bar with my friends and I saw a guy there that I had been having an Instagram crush on for a few months. In the name of confidentiality, we will call this person Hamburger. We had exchanged a few messages over Instagram DM while be were both away in…
CMAM (COnfused Middle Aged men)
Last week, a man who had been sprayed by a skunk minutes before his arrival walked into my store looking to exchange a pair of pants. He looked to be confused and in a hurry; confused middle aged men are typically my targets on the retail sales floor and so I approached him as though…
Death Row Meal
I once dated a guy who ate every meal like it was his last. He brought his face to about a millimetre above his plate, taking little to no breaks in between each bite and engaging in full conversation while doing so. As we became more comfortable in our relationship, he became less conscious of…