Oh to be 20 something…
During an era of trial, error and confusion, I have accumulated several stories and perspectives that I feel are worth being shared for the purpose of relatability, entertainment, potential guidance and a laugh.
This is a blog about navigating life, dating, growth and being a 20 something.
Enjoy! xx
CMAM (COnfused Middle Aged men)
Last week, a man who had been sprayed by a skunk minutes before his arrival walked into my store looking to exchange a pair of pants. He looked to be confused and in a hurry; confused middle aged men are typically my targets on the retail sales floor and so I approached him as though…
Death Row Meal
I once dated a guy who ate every meal like it was his last. He brought his face to about a millimetre above his plate, taking little to no breaks in between each bite and engaging in full conversation while doing so. As we became more comfortable in our relationship, he became less conscious of…
Welcome to my blog!
I have always been quite worried about what the audience will do when I jump off the stage and start crowd surfing in the middle of my set. Will they catch me? Will they lift me up? Will they let me fall to the ground like a cement block and shatter into pieces? I care…